Haiku on Perspective
me: bb ur mitochondria is so cold
her: that my powerhouse
theres nothing sexier than a guy playing guitar
a girl playing guitar
a tyrannosaurus rex playing guitar, struggling to strum with its tiny arms, fueled by rage and an inner desire to Rock
The lunar eclipse and climate change got my mom on the “end of the world’ topic again
when u accidently type me instead of my
accidentally typing “yeha” instead of “yeah”
"Never did like that much," is a baller and superb way to express your irritation with the way the patriarchy refuses to acknowledge how badass you are.
Mistakes were made
Pros of being gay: both you and your wife would get into the lifeboats on the titanic.
Eclipse lunar 2014
every apocalypse/catastrophe movie: *footage of statue of liberty being destroyed/falling down*
I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you’re a angry serial killer
People seem to call it “bitch face”